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Murder!
« Thread Started on Mar 19, 2009, 12:29pm »
Okay, this happened on Sunday and I just managed to get online to tell you this.

There is a girl in my neighborhood that is seven years old. Cutest little girl ever! She's got eyes that are just so blue and really blond hair. adorable. Unfortunately, her mother loves the name Isabella so the girl's name is, you guessed it, Izabella. (Weird spelling, huh?)

Well, she and I have become close friends and we talk about different things like books and anime. (She calls me Sissy! <3) Well, if there's one thing that Iza really likes, it is her goldfish. They are her pride and joy.

However, on Sunday, she comes running to my house and starts pounding on the door. Panicked, I open up and hugged the distressed girl. She doesn't hug me back and instead starts wailing that her goldfish was dead.

Thinking that it died overnight, I try to comfort her. Instead, she drags me back to her house where the house is completely in shambles. Books thrown, glass broken, you name it. (Her mother was at work so her 17 year old brother was babysitting)

Iza's brother was currently being the protective older brother and yelling at his girlfriend (whom I liked until now) for being a stuck up bitch and for doing that to his sister. I try to calm everyone down and look down at the kitchen floor only to see a horrible scene.

The bitch threw Iza's goldfish bowl (the little glass oval looking bowl) across the kitchen and stomped on the little goldfish, killing it instantly in front of the poor girl.

The reason: Iza read Twilight (she's incredibly smart and loves reading.) and had just finished it. She had told her brother and hisr girlfriend that Twilight sucked donkey butt and Stephanie Meyer wasn't a good writer and didn't deserve to be getting an award for it. Her brother's girlfriend is a Twihard fan and got angry. She started throwing things and stomped on her goldfish.

I lost my temper and slammed my fist into the bitch's nose. Think I broke it. Well, it wasn't the best route, but it shut the bitch up and she ran for it.

Iza is still heartbroken and buried the fish in the backyard. Poor Iza.


**Edit:

I have recieved word from Iza that the bitch who stepped on the fish said that it was an accident. This is what Iza told me and this is from the mouth of a baby, "That is bullshit! She threw Mopsy and stepped on him!"

While it may have been an accident, the bitch had no right throw the goldfish. She would have killed it anyways.
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Re: Murder!
« Reply #1 on Mar 19, 2009, 12:33pm »
She killed a goldfish?!?!?!?!?!?!

KILL THAT BITCH.
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Re: Murder!
« Reply #2 on Mar 19, 2009, 12:33pm »
This just proves that even us Anti's can be bastards. Even if she read it, to finish a 500 page novel at that age is impressive. You said she loved reading, and from what I have learned is that most of the insane Twihards don't read anything else.
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Re: Murder!
« Reply #3 on Mar 19, 2009, 12:35pm »
There was bound to be a murder, but I didn't think a fish would be the first.
Poor fish. :(
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Re: Murder!
« Reply #4 on Mar 19, 2009, 12:36pm »

Mar 19, 2009, 12:33pm, kiaira wrote:
This just proves that even us Anti's can be bastards. Even if she read it, to finish a 500 page novel at that age is impressive. You said she loved reading, and from what I have learned is that most of the insane Twihards don't read anything else.


Trust me, the girl can read. She puts me to shame. xD She's got a reading level of 5th grade and if she can read Twilight, that's telling us something xDDD
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Poor Mopsy. May you rest in peace.
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Re: Murder!
« Reply #5 on Mar 19, 2009, 12:36pm »
Twilight has just ruined that poor girl's childhood.

Seriously, what the hell.
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Re: Murder!
« Reply #6 on Mar 19, 2009, 12:37pm »

Mar 19, 2009, 12:33pm, kiaira wrote:
This just proves that even us Anti's can be bastards.
...how so? ???
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Re: Murder!
« Reply #7 on Mar 19, 2009, 12:38pm »
OMG!
I thought someone actually got murdered when I first saw the title.

But Jesus Christ.
That bitch took things too damn for stomping on a little girls pet.
My faith in humanity is officially gone.
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Re: Murder!
« Reply #8 on Mar 19, 2009, 12:39pm »
I know it was a goldfish and not a person. Still I feel bad for the poor thing, but my stomach got a knot in it and my face went pale when I read the topic title
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Re: Murder!
« Reply #9 on Mar 19, 2009, 12:39pm »
I've been momentarily robbed of my thought process. Right now I'm thinking RAEG. A seven year old girl's goldfish? Over a fucking book? A living creature? If this is true... God damn.
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Re: Murder!
« Reply #10 on Mar 19, 2009, 12:41pm »

Mar 19, 2009, 12:37pm, Zax wrote:

Mar 19, 2009, 12:33pm, kiaira wrote:
This just proves that even us Anti's can be bastards.
...how so? ???


Well if I read this post correct, it did say that an Anti(the girlfriend) killed this girls fish because she read Twilight.
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You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
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Re: Murder!
« Reply #11 on Mar 19, 2009, 12:41pm »

Mar 19, 2009, 12:39pm, N wrote:
Right now I'm thinking RAEG.
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Re: Murder!
« Reply #12 on Mar 19, 2009, 12:41pm »

Mar 19, 2009, 12:41pm, kiaira wrote:

Mar 19, 2009, 12:37pm, Zax wrote:
...how so? ???


Well if I read this post correct, it did say that an Anti(the girlfriend) killed this girls fish because she read Twilight.
No. The girlfriend was a Twilight fan and killed the goldfish because the girl read Twilight and didn't like it.
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Re: Murder!
« Reply #13 on Mar 19, 2009, 12:42pm »

Mar 19, 2009, 12:41pm, Zax wrote:

Mar 19, 2009, 12:39pm, N wrote:
Right now I'm thinking RAEG.
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Indeed.
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Re: Murder!
« Reply #14 on Mar 19, 2009, 12:42pm »

Mar 19, 2009, 12:41pm, Zax wrote:

Mar 19, 2009, 12:41pm, kiaira wrote:


Well if I read this post correct, it did say that an Anti(the girlfriend) killed this girls fish because she read Twilight.
No. The girlfriend was a Twilight fan and killed the goldfish because the girl read Twilight and didn't like it.


Opps! My writing skills=fail. xD Sorry.
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[image] Even Gir hates Twilight and the poor robot doesn't even know what it is.

"I don't care if his skin glows and twinkles and he smells like kittens and fabric softener, he's still just a glorified syringe. " = Jinx.com

Poor Mopsy. May you rest in peace.
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