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« Thread Started on Feb 24, 2009, 5:14pm » | |
OK, I don't hate Twilight. But I'm not in love with it either. Heres what happened. At lunch today every single girl at the table is talking about Twilight. I try to tell them about the crazed fan girl attacks that have been going on lately (which is making me dislike the series more and more). One of the girls actually tried to talk some sense into ME! She tried to explain that the Fan girls were just angry. And I said, "If people who don't like Twilight, get on obsessed fan girls nerves that much Twilight should be destroyed!" Some of the girls at my table understood. Some got really pissed. One of the girls marched off steaming. I thought I had made my point. But of course in Algebra I went to go sharpen my pencil, and that girl who marched off was in my class. she came up behind me and tried to slit my throat with a shank! She screamed "How dare you say Twilight should be destroyed!" Now, I had to do something. So I took my pencil out of the sharpener and stabbed her in the side (thank god i had already sharpened my pencil or she wouldn't have felt the stab). She lost concentration for a second or two, so she could look at the pencil sticking out of her. Without such a strong grasp, i was able to break free. By now students were restraining her as she kicked and screamed. She was expelled, but I got after school detention for defending myself (our principal is a ass)! If you were about to die, Would you fight back? So I'm talking over the detention with my idiot principal, back to the matter at hand, Has the world gone mad? Its a book! Nobody should obsess like that. I mean god! She tried to kill me! Because I said that the fan girls are really hurting people? That just proves my point.
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« Reply #1 on Feb 24, 2009, 5:21pm » | |
Jesus Crist, she tried to literally slit your throat? Damn, this is by far the biggest thing I've ever seen a fangirl do (besides a choke, attempted drowning, and some pushes off the stairs) Because of Twilight all these idiot girls think they're actually supporting SMeyer by trying to kill all the Anti's and Normal Twilight fans (since you're not an Anti). Believe me, the girls are going to get worse by the week.
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« Reply #2 on Feb 24, 2009, 5:24pm » | |
I hope she get's lead poison.
You were right in defending yourself.
I guess this proves the pen[or pencil is mighter then the sword] Edit:karma for fighting back
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« Reply #3 on Feb 24, 2009, 5:24pm » | |
holy crap....wow, almost getting killed for not liking FANS of those "books"
so...how many attempted murders do we have now?
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« Reply #4 on Feb 24, 2009, 5:27pm » | |
Feb 24, 2009, 5:24pm, malconvoker wrote:
so...how many attempted murders do we have now? |
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This would be the third believable one.
Jesus.
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« Reply #5 on Feb 24, 2009, 5:33pm » | |
Damn, that's horrible! There aren't even words. I'm glad you can't believe but this is just.... Crazy! I can't believe this stuff is happening, but a bunch of people have picture proof now too. Some of the crazier ones too. Which makes this story that much more believable.
Damn, just, damn. Thank god you're alive. That's all I can say.
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« Reply #6 on Feb 24, 2009, 5:36pm » | |
Feb 24, 2009, 5:24pm, batmanfan101 wrote:I hope she get's lead poison.
You were right in defending yourself.
I guess this proves the pen[or pencil is mighter then the sword] Edit:karma for fighting back |
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Pencils aren't made of actual lead. It's graphite
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« Reply #7 on Feb 24, 2009, 5:37pm » | |
There is only a small but deep cut on my neck (about three inches starting on the way left). These fan girls are crazy! I think i need to lay low for a while though. I pissed off half the girls at my table with that statment.
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« Reply #8 on Feb 24, 2009, 5:38pm » | |
Feb 24, 2009, 5:36pm, Kuroryu wrote:
Feb 24, 2009, 5:24pm, batmanfan101 wrote:I hope she get's lead poison.
You were right in defending yourself.
I guess this proves the pen[or pencil is mighter then the sword] Edit:karma for fighting back |
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Pencils aren't made of actual lead. It's graphite |
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Sorry my mistake,then i hope she get's graphite poisoning.
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« Reply #9 on Feb 24, 2009, 6:06pm » | |
The only real response to this I can think of is, "DDDDD:". I'm glad you're okay!
I hope she gets what she deserves karma-wise.
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« Reply #10 on Feb 24, 2009, 6:11pm » | |
Wow...
Just...wow...
O_o
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« Reply #11 on Feb 24, 2009, 6:15pm » | |
Okay, so sue me for being a bit disbelieving, but where did she get a shank? I can't think that she carries one around all the time o____o
Schools don't make sense to me, either. It's like they're training us to be nothing but helpless sheep...there is a difference between self-defense and rebellious aggression, Mr. Principal.
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« Reply #12 on Feb 24, 2009, 7:09pm » | |
I think it was a homemade shank (made out of plastic), But it had a really sharp tip.
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« Reply #13 on Feb 24, 2009, 7:16pm » | |
Feb 24, 2009, 5:37pm, usedtissue wrote:| There is only a small but deep cut on my neck (about three inches starting on the way left). These fan girls are crazy! I think i need to lay low for a while though. I pissed off half the girls at my table with that statment. |
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So, despite the evidence, you still got in trouble.
bull-f*cking-shit. :l
Some principal's got a stick shoved somewhere.....
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« Reply #14 on Feb 24, 2009, 7:25pm » | |
Feb 24, 2009, 7:16pm, abbacus wrote:
Feb 24, 2009, 5:37pm, usedtissue wrote:| There is only a small but deep cut on my neck (about three inches starting on the way left). These fan girls are crazy! I think i need to lay low for a while though. I pissed off half the girls at my table with that statment. |
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So, despite the evidence, you still got in trouble.
bull-f*cking-shit. :l
Some principal's got a stick shoved somewhere..... |
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My stupid ass principal said something along the lines of, "violence doesn't solve your problems." And i was thinking "Is that what you told her? if i wouldnt have done anything i would've DIED!!! stupid ass..." everyone hates our principal.
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Necroscope vs. Twilight
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